My Page o' CRAP!!!

Jennica's Page of Crap
Tue Jul 1

Paint

If you ever plan on painting something, just remember, DONT EVER USE ACRYLIC PAINT. Why?? 1.) Because you can’t take Acrylic paint off. 2.) Because when the paint sticks to your fingers, it takes forever to take it out.

A Message From The Other Species.

If you can’t understand a single word then sux 4 u.

About me.

I am 12.

I love to figure sk8, though i’m not that good.

I am a girl.

I go 2 school.

I hate Apple and Apples.

I love Microsoft and Bill.

I am a huge Austin Anderson fan. (you probably don’t know who he is)

I am also a huge George Sampson fan.

I am a Sims 2 addict.

I can’t wait for Sims 3 to come out.

I am a Twilight fan.

I love 2 shop.

My favorite book is A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks.

My favorite food is pizza.

I think I’m fat.

I’m hot.

me.

me.

I know. Christmas isn’t even here yet. But this is just really awesome so I wanted u guyzz to hear it. ;)

An Interview WIth a B*tch

  • I know. I cuss. A LOT. Please forgive me. Enjoy.
  • Me: Hi, *bleep*
  • *bleep*: Hi
  • Me: We don’t have all day so let’s get straight to the questions.
  • *bleep*: whatever.
  • Me: So what does it take to be you?
  • *bleep*: Simple. All you have to do is act like you’re better than everyone and just be an ass.
  • (Gives me the I-am-better-than-you-all-and-you-totally-suck look)
  • Me: What does it feel like flirting with other people’s boyfriends or girlfriends?
  • *bleep*: Well, here’s a little secret... (puts her index finger on her lips) I am not a real girl. I’m gay. My daddy just paid for my entire breast transplant and my plastic surgery.
  • (The crowd hushes and gives the I-can’t-believe-I-just-heard-that look)
  • Me: You mean those boobs that you brag about and play in front of guys are FAKE?!
  • *bleep*: Yes. B-b-but they just LOVE it. It’s my secret weapon!
  • Me: (yawns) moving on. You still did not answer the FUCKING question!!
  • *bleep*: Honestly, I don’t know why, I guess it’s just a reflex or something.
  • Me: Reasons, reasons, just admit it. You are nothing but a second rate trying hard copy cat. All YOU do is waste your parents’ money on designer crap that isn’t even real. They’re just another piece of crap that you picked up in the dump.
  • *bleep*: FUCK U.
  • Me: FUCK YOU TOO, Barbie.
  • (slaps her face. Awww… That felt Goooooood.)
  • (I’m not referring to HER. )
  • (About the gay part, I didn't mean to offend any1.)

Bored 2 Death.

OMFG. I am bored to death! What the !@#$ am I going 2 do?!

“ Everyone is ignorant except for you. Karla G. ;)